My uncensored thoughts on Marvel's Thor and the Asylum's Almighty Thor.
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I'm Jessel. And I write about whatever strikes me. You can also ask me to write about things. Click the "ask" button, and I'll write about what you ask me to.
Regarding Earth vs. Asgard... From a Marvel Movie standpoint, this is an origin story, and those are hard to do well, given the restrictions that this frequently places on the narrative arc.
ReplyDeleteNatalie Portman was a complete waste. Why did they pay her almost certainly mammoth price tag to then put her in such a pathetically simple role? I'll tell you why. There are certain people that will go see a movie just because she is in it. She is fantastically easy on the eyes and fun to watch act. It's just a shame the screenplay gave her no opportunity to do so.
The Ice Giants look like Skrull to me.
The funniest line in this review:
"Its a metaphor for me raping that character's continuity"
ROFL
Ha, awesome! Thanks for the read, Kevin (or Turff, I can't decide)! And you are completely right, I always take it for granted with Origin stories. Superhero origins are so simple, I always forget they have to waste 30 minutes of each movie rehashing the origin.
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