Candy Corn Cotton Candy
Huh. So, firstly, the consistency is ... off. It dissolves quick, like normal cotton candy, but it dissolves a little too quick. The actual flavor is very light, but it kinda does taste like candy corn. I'm a BIG fan of candy corn by itself, so these candy corn flavors are always going to be stuff I like, but also stuff I'll scrutinize. But you know, I really do like it. I can see myself snacking on it, and the lingering flavor is very much candy corn, and it is real nice. Grade: B+
Pumpkin Spice Oreo
The smell is super duper strong. Smells like a candle, like a really really strong one. But you know what, it is super good. I think calling it "pumpkin spice" is a disservice. Yeah, it is a buzzword flavor nowadays, which sucks, because it keeps these from being rated as exactly what they are: pumpkin pie cookies. It has that great crunch of the crust, the wonderful soft filling flavor, it really is superb. Possibly my favorite Oreo ever. Grade:A++
M&Ms Pumpkin Spice and Candy Corn flavors
The Candy Corn was sublime! White chocolate, smooth, and just wonderful tasting. It didn't taste like candy corn, though. Which is odd. And ... I guess a failure? I mean, the candy tastes GREAT, but it isn't candy corn flavor. I like it though. Grade: B+
The Pumpkin Spice ones are in normal chocolate ... and are stupid gross. I mean, I know some other folks like them, and that's fantastic. And sure, it is hard to get chocolate and pumpkin spice wrong. But it just does not mix well for me. It is still high quality, but I sure don't want it in my mouth. Grade: B--
Hersey's Candy Corn Creme Bars
Well, they were UN-pleasant. It actually tasted more like candy corn cotton candy than the Candy Corn Cotton Candy did. I liked it. She hated it. It isn't wonderful or anything. It is pleasant as long as you like white chocolate. Otherwise, eh. Grade: C+
Starburst Candy Corn
Those are waxy and disgusting. Blech! I tried each flavor, and the only one really tolerable at all was lemon. All of them have this gross waxy texture and this AWFUL aftertaste that hits you like a bag of wax bricks. Ugh. I also decided to do a whole handful. I had to spit it out. Disgusting. Grade: F--
Hersey's Pumpkin Spice Kisses
Mmmmmmm these are heavenly. They are so soft and sweet and creamy. They just melt in your mouth in such a wonderful way. These are divine. I really really love these. Mmmmmmmm. Grade: A+
Brach's Candy Corn: Pumpkin Spice, Caramel Apple, and S'more flavors
Pumpkin Spice: This! THIS is the texture I love of Candy Corn! And the pumpkin spice is just not appetizing. This might be the most candle flavored one. Not as waxy as the Starbursts, but more candle-y. Blech. Grade: D-
Caramel Apple: I love the texture and the apple flavor a whole bunch. The caramel doesn't come through though. It almost tastes mint, which is just off-putting. It really is missing that sweet glorious caramel part. The apple flavor is really nice, though. Grade: C
S'More: Wow, it is CRAZY how well this combination works. There is still a bit of that weird aftertaste that hinders this, and since I'm not much of a s'more person myself, it doesn't do much for me, but my wife really liked these ones. And they are the best of these novelty flavors. Man, if only there was a caramel flavor in the Caramel Apple ones. Grade: C.5
Well, I hope you all enjoyed this little diversion. I know I ... well, it was a mixed bag. But maybe now you know what to stock your little jars of candy with and can enjoy your halloween. Oh, and did I mention, Saw III review tomorrow, suckas!!!
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