LOOK AT THIS AND TELL MY YOU DON'T WANT TO GIVE THIS A CHANCE, I DARE YOU!
The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth is an updated version of the original Binding of Isaac. It is a Rogue-like birds-eye dungeon crawling adventure game. Or ... let me try it like this. It is like those SNES and Gameboy Legend of Zelda games, if it was just dungeons, and the dungeons were randomly created every time you played, with 100x the items, secrets, specials, and other stuff. It has a bunch of hidden characters, a branching final dungeon system, and is just ... phenomenal.
How phenomenal? Here, let me explain it like this. I bought the game a little before Christmas, on the day it came out. I put 300 hours into it, then had a huge bug problem that erased every ounce of gameplay I had. So I started over, and am now farther than I was in half the time. The game has a bit of chance, but is mostly a skilled video game. It is a solo experience, but it creates stories to share with friends that play the game. It has insane secrets that make for huge accomplishments when you do find and unlock them. And better than all that, it is fun. You are a poor naked kid, shooting his tears at all the monstrosities in his basement as he climbs deeper and deeper into his Alice in Wonderland on an acid trip hell, fighting flesh bags, sentient poops, ghosts, skeletons, and carries around the remains of his beloved pets and stuff he found in his crazy mother's purse as she tries to kill him because God told her to!
The game does have a major problem, though. And that is the bug I mentioned above. The game was plagued by bugs and huge glitches for the first month it was out. It's why I haven't talked about it until now. Because those bugs and glitches were a HUGE problem. But enough time has passed that they are all fixed, and I absolutely feel I can recommend the game now!
It has easily become one of my favorite games, and with a really good run only taking around 25 minutes, it is a great time waster and brain-rester, which is a thing a depressed, ADHD, insomnia like myself needs. I swear, I play a little between each article or each chore, just to keep my brain working and focused. I cannot recommend the game enough. Go buy it on Steam right now, it is only $15 bucks, and considering I've put 454 hours into it, that means it is absolutely worth the price.